last four days in jamaica. really not complaining about 80 degree weather and all-you-can-drinkinclusive. back to VT just after we hit 2010.
English: They’re mine
Patois: Dem a fi mi
obviously not celebrating christmas. Instead, like a good jew, i am heading off to a caribbean island. where when someone tries to take my shoes, i can respond with “DEM A FI MIIIIII”
“I cheated. I only fake-tanned my arms and legs. If I get drunk and get my butt out I’ll blind the horses.”
(607): : am i supposed to send the mass text ‘merry christmas!’ to my booty calls too?
Booty calls are people too.
“Gay guys are always saying how much they like fat chicks. I think it’s because they don’t have to fuck them.”
why won’t this hangover go away. ow.
brittany is back which means i’m geting druuuuuuunk