March 2012
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“Follow seven beers with a couple of scotches and a thimble of good marijuana, and it’s funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own. Often I never even made it to bed. I’d squat down to pet the cat and wake up on the floor eight hours later, having lost a perfectly good excuse to change my clothes. I’m now told that this is not called “going to sleep” but rather “passing out”, a phrase that carries a distinct hint of judgement.”
—David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day: The Late Show (via gelfling)
If you have burned a single calorie analyzing the teenage misdeeds or minor character flaws of Trayvon Martin in an effort to justify the homicide committed by George Zimmerman, then you are a small-minded, racist asshole guilty of the worst kind of victim blaming.
^ There was an article in the metro news today about how he cut classes a few times. I almost vomited.
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